The GOP Debate
The Republican Presidential candidates are complaining about the types of questions they received at the last debate and are threatening to set their own debate rules. To help out, here are some questions they might be looking for:
QUESTION 1: What is your favorite color?
QUESTION 2: Who was your favorite teacher?
QUESTION 3: What is the name of your favorite pet?
QUESTION 4: Is there anything else you would like to say?